"Clothes make the man.  

Naked people have little or no influence

on society."

- Allegedly Mark Twain


READ BELOW FOR SARTORIAL GUIDANCE.

WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?

THIS IS A FUN AND CASUAL EVENT FOR you, our beloved MIDDLE-AGED, BUT INCREDIBLY GOOD-LOOKING AND WELL-PRESERVED friends and Family.  WEAR WHAT IS COMFORTABLE AND WILL ALLOW YOU TO ENJOY THE EVENING OF DINNER, DRINKING AND DANCING.

FOR THOSE SEEKING MORE GUIDANCE:

JEANS, BLAZERS, DRESSES, SKIRTS, SHIRT, BLOUSES, SHOES, T-SHIRTS, NO TIES.

SF UNIFORM (SHIRT, DOWN VEST, PANTS),

NY UNIFORM (BLACK),

la uniform (botox),

LONDON UNIFORM (WHATEVER JEEVES PUT OUT FOR YOU),

CANADIAN UNIFORM (HELLO HOLT RENFREW),

ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOUR DATE SAY, "DAMN, YOU'RE CUTE."

(P.S.  IT'S NOT A COSTUME PARTY.)